Automatically record a new Evernote audio note during child custody exchange at specific location. (Home)

Secretly record an Evernote audio note when entering specific location. When knowingly going into a situation where an audio recording might be beneficial to have someday. Just in case.

WIFI on @ home

WIFI off not @ home

Plays ringtone notification upon receiving SMS containing phrase "wakemeup"

Ringtone volume maxed upon receiving SMS containing phrase "wakemeup"